Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
