If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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