Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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