There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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