you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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