A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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