Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I got inside last night via doggy door
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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