Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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