K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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