her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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