I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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