people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sext me about skeletons
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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