How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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