what if every blade of grass was a penis?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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