i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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