Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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