Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Life is so much better after having sex.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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