youre lurking in front of me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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