4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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