At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
This toilet bowl is my home.
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