Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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