Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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