yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I could fuck to npr.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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