He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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