Where did you get a picture of my penis
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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