I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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