You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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