the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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