I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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