Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments