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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.

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• (916): View more from California

  If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm on the struggle bus

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  just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.

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