Cold hands, warm shart.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The uberlube is also flammable
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I am one with the molecules
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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