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Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

This house was built for laser tag.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.

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(909): View more from California

If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember

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(315): View more from New York

I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.

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