im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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