would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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