I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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