this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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