If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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