no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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