I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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