i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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