Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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