I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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