I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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