Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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