My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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