OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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