I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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