hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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