Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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