I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
