She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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