If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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