I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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