You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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