Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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