she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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